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2009年8月16日 星期日

地球是圓的是因為?

地球是圓的,是因為?

一、摸起來是圓的。

二、聽起來是圓的。

三、看起來是圓的。

四、吃起來是圓的。

 

Answer:回答的,我想問你,你以為地球可以當皮球拍哦?

             回答的,我想問你,你到過外太空看過地球麼?你只看過照片吧,

             而照片是平面的,並不能證明什麼。

             回答的,我想問你,你吃過地球哦?你當地球是湯圓還是粉圓啊?

             回答的,別得意,我想告訴你,改天你去Flat Earth Society,那地球是不是就變形了?

2009年8月15日 星期六

總統進化史

第一代總統去視查災區,

向災民說:「抱歉,我來晚了。」

第二代總統去視查災區,

向災民說:「我這不是來了麼?」

第n代總統沒去視查災區,

向記者說:「救災一切依法處理,法律有規定總統一定要去那裡麼?」

末代總統沒去視查災區,

向記者說:「我不爽來!」

2009年8月10日 星期一

麥可傑克森 前世是埃及人?-Yahoo!奇摩新聞

麥可傑克森 前世是埃及人?-Yahoo!奇摩新聞
更新日期:2009/08/10 07:14

一尊神似麥可傑克森埃及半身石像,9日在芝加哥費爾德博物館展出。這尊石像雕的是女性容顏,約有3000年歷史。歐新社 98年8月10日

2009年8月6日 星期四

0分 vs 100分

某日,小明數學考試考0分,而全班只有他一個。

發完考卷後,小明問小英:「我問你哦,0到100分都是分數,

所以考100分,沒什麼~沒什麼~沒什麼哦。

0分只有一個,所以考0分不簡單~不簡單~不簡單哦。」

2009年6月29日 星期一

2009年4月28日 星期二

Hand of God Rock Wall - eBay (item 150340217379 end time Apr-29-09 18:59:51 PDT)

Hand of God Rock Wall - eBay (item 150340217379 end time Apr-29-09 18:59:51 PDT)

上帝之手的拍賣頁,不知為啥被e-bay移除

Hand of God Rock Wall

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What is being auctioned?

The Hand of God Rock Wall

Located in Coeur D Alene, Idaho 83814

  1. The complete and exclusive rights to take pictures, images or scans.
  2. The exclusive rights to accounts and descriptions of the events surrounding the “Hand of God” in my backyard including all literary and/or movie rights.
  3. The exclusive rights to make a casting of the hand; it is approx 9ft tall x 4ft wide
  4. The exclusive rights to dismantle the wall and take the Hand for reassembly anywhere in the world or space “with conditions”
  5. The exclusive rights to other things I have forgotten to mention; just ask I’m easy
  6. All city, county, state or federal permits and/or fees are the complete responsibility of the buyer

Hand of God

I was struggling with life, faith and my role in both. As I do every night I pray for guidance from the hand of God and to please keep me on the path the Lord has set me on. Sunday morning the second Sunday of Lent I received a magnificent sign from God that His hand is indeed guiding me and to not let my Faith falter.

In the early morning while we slept the Lord moved rock from a fairly solid section of the rock wall in my backyard to make known his guiding hand. Now I have a sign of the Hand of God to strengthen, fortify and sustain my faith. My faith is strong but my mind and body are weak; the Lords hand strengthens me.

Why is this on e-bay?

I was a Manager in the telecommunications industry but had thought many times over the years of becoming a therapist/counselor for families and troubled adolescents but no action on my part. In 2005 the Lord smacked me with a 2 by 4 right between the eyes, since I was not paying attention to his calling. I was fired; bought out at work and given my walking papers so I went back into business as a project manager and was miserable but had more persistent and stronger feelings about becoming a therapist/counselor for families and troubled adolescents. Get real Paul, I told myself; you have to make money to pay for golf and maintain the easy life. Smack; the Lord’s hand with another 2 by 4 between the eyes; I got let go from my manager job.

Between licking my wounds, looking for a job that paid good money I prayed more and more and more. The more I prayed the more the Lord’s hand guided me to become a therapist/counselor for families and troubled adolescents. However, there was no college in my area with a program then all of a sudden the local satellite campus of a college 400 miles away said they were going to start a graduate level social work program in my town. I contacted Boise State University (BSU) and they said maybe but were not sure. I’m a businessman and do not take maybe very well; I’m not used to operating on faith.

I continued to faithfully pray every night and go to Church every Sunday and the Lord told me to let Him worry about money if I would take it on faith and trust things would work out. I decided to say yes to the Lord and become a therapist/counselor for families and troubled adolescents; to become a licensed clinical social worker.

In the spring of 2008 I started with TESH Inc a non-profit business that specializes in working with persons with developmental disabilities and mental illness and helping them get and keep jobs in the competitive workforce. I’m making less per hour that I did 25years ago but it felt so good being guided by the Lord instead of His loving smack to get me back on His path. Two months later I get word that BSU is for sure going to start a Masters of Social Work program for non-traditional students; that be me! A licensed clinical social worker; I’ll be a therapist/counselor for families and troubled adolescents in a few more years even if I can’t afford it.

So here I am today (4/19/09) within 2 weeks of finishing the first (of 3) year of my MSW program. I just completed my 1st internship at Children’s Village Inc working with abused/neglected and troubled kids in a residential treatment house. I’m getting great experience working at TESH fulltime in vocational rehabilitation coaching and training people(s) with disabilities and mental illness. The MSW program is great and night school fits my schedule but………I’m going broke.

Why is this on e-bay?

I’m working for pop-corn (what I get paid does not rise to the level of peanuts) and student loans are not enough. I feel nuts but I do not want to get smacked again by the Lord and since Easter I keep getting nudged to auction the “Hand of God” in my backyard on e-bay (this hair-brained idea is not from my deluded mind) but I’ve heard stories of “odd stuff” with an image of God or Mother Mary in/on it selling for lots of money. Maybe someone would be willing to pay for the right to make a casting of the Hand or………..you tell me?



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Q: I have a question, me being muslim, I find it very offensive that someone has used this "god" as a human figure, we take it very serious and...moreApr-26-09
A: I honor the message of the God of Abraham to spread the Word and to share accounts of redemption. The hand is a symbol of God in my life not a Divine...more
Q: I am glad to see you can copy and paste the same answer to 2 questions without really answering the question they asked. I'm glad to see you have become...moreApr-26-09
A: Just trying to share a story and help inspire others. I wish I could take the time to give individual answers to each question but I have a major final...more
Q: Good luck on your auction. If a book store can charge people money for a bible, you can charge people for your rock wall. It never ceases to amaze me...moreApr-26-09
A: AMEN Thank you for the message! I need to say this is not about me and certainly not about the money. I’m no better than anyone else and probably...more
Q: You state (item #4): "The exclusive rights to dismantle the wall and take the Hand for reassembly anywhere in the world or space “with conditio...moreApr-26-09
A: I agree and you would also need to examine the wall in person or have an excavation expert do a site visit for you because the major cost is the removal...more
Q: Hey there, just a suggestion, I would add to your listed here a photo's copyright clause that protects the use of your photo's that you've...moreApr-26-09
A: Thank you that's really nice of you. I wish I would have posted that copyright clause or similar. There is probably someone already printing tee...more
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